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minus-squareAngry_Autist (he/him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48arrow-down2·4 天前I found a money laundering deli It’s amazing, they love having customers as it improves their cover so everything is dirt cheap and really high quality. Sometimes people come in and the guy behind the register politely shuffles us out with an armful of free cold cuts and a wink None of you will ever hear about this place from my lips
minus-squareJackbyDev@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down1·4 天前You think anyone does crime to support their dream of being a shop keeper with good deals?
minus-squareTwipped@l.twipped.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 天前I’d do it, but I think I’d be worse at being a criminal.
minus-squareFozzyOsbourne@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 天前Start with small crimes like violating hygiene regulations!
I found a money laundering deli
It’s amazing, they love having customers as it improves their cover so everything is dirt cheap and really high quality.
Sometimes people come in and the guy behind the register politely shuffles us out with an armful of free cold cuts and a wink
None of you will ever hear about this place from my lips
You think anyone does crime to support their dream of being a shop keeper with good deals?
We need to cook JackbyDev
Hope you meant
I’d do it, but I think I’d be worse at being a criminal.
Start with small crimes like violating hygiene regulations!