TheAvarageNerd@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 2 months agoIf I stood on a precision scale and farted, would I get lighter or heavier?message-squaremessage-square47linkfedilinkarrow-up1135arrow-down15
arrow-up1130arrow-down1message-squareIf I stood on a precision scale and farted, would I get lighter or heavier?TheAvarageNerd@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square47linkfedilink
minus-squaredragon-donkey3374@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·2 months agoWhat if I did a massive power shit while standing on the scales? Would I watch my weight go down in real time as it squirts out?
minus-squareseathru@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·edit-22 months agoYes. And you may even see a temporary exaggerated decrease depending on the force it is expelled and direction aimed.
minus-squareChozo@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 months agoFor every action, there is an equal yet opposite reaction.
minus-squaretiredofsametab@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoThe scale shits back in the shitter?
minus-squareSlovene@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoDoes that mean that for every inaction there is an equal and opposite overreaction?
minus-squaredragon-donkey3374@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoWell I’d be aiming outwards so as to limit the amount of shit that lands on the scales to avoid skewing results.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoThank you. This is an essential consideration. Likewise, speaking scientifically, this kind of thing isn’t helpful:
minus-squareBurninator05@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoSo you’re saying with a large enough, violent enough poop i could fly?
What if I did a massive power shit while standing on the scales? Would I watch my weight go down in real time as it squirts out?
Yes. And you may even see a temporary exaggerated decrease depending on the force it is expelled and direction aimed.
For every action, there is an equal yet opposite reaction.
Power shit thrust
The scale shits back in the shitter?
Does that mean that for every inaction there is an equal and opposite overreaction?
Well I’d be aiming outwards so as to limit the amount of shit that lands on the scales to avoid skewing results.
Thank you. This is an essential consideration. Likewise, speaking scientifically, this kind of thing isn’t helpful:
So you’re saying with a large enough, violent enough poop i could fly?
Blippi moment