Me to my homie when we get out of the pool and theres water in his ear
You see, by laying on your left side, you’ll be able to fart and your gas pain will go away.
“But RFK Jr says this will prevent polio”
“What a drama queen! I quoted him 100. It was a fair price.”
“I got an orbee stuck in my ear, guys!”
Ugh… this headache is killing me
Do you think he’s alright guys?
This is why you don’t stick things in your ear, Edward.
“I’mma jus gon lay here for, a coupla hours”
“Man dont sweat it dude, we gonna catch some stuff”
“I dont know, I’m kinda tired”
“Nah we’ve gotta basket, we’re gonna fill that basket before we go”
“Alright bruh”
“Cos the other fish is better”i’d love to know the title of this one, it’s epic
Acornucopia
yeah sure, thanks bud…
for everyone wondering it’s the Workshop of Mattia Preti - The Martyrdom of Saint Gennaro
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If I die here, tell my ancestors to make a cute anime girl with cloths as yellow as mine. They will know what this means.
The papal beverage fountain was a smash hit at the Vampire wedding.
This one’s the closest to my idea: We’re out of pope juice, bring in another
I wonder if vampires can drink pope blood. Does it have the same effect as holy water, or is it normal blood?
Considering the sins of the Church, I assume it’s like Vampire Brawndo, the thirst mutilator.
Gotta be a better way to get a pope’s tears
Frankenstein’s monster getting his nuts checked
For anyone wondering, it’s this one:
https://www.museothyssen.org/en/collection/artists/preti-workshop-mattia/martyrdom-saint-januarius
“Cor, he’s a funny colour. No wonder the lions wouldn’t eat 'im.”
