tetris11@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-26 months agoYou have an unlimited budget to make the worlds first tactical umbrella. What does your umbrella do?lemmy.mlimagemessage-square80linkfedilinkarrow-up1107arrow-down14
arrow-up1103arrow-down1imageYou have an unlimited budget to make the worlds first tactical umbrella. What does your umbrella do?lemmy.mltetris11@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-26 months agomessage-square80linkfedilink
minus-squareTracaine@lemmy.worldBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·6 months agoIntegrated fleshlight in the handle. Screen on the underside of the umbrella for videos. Bullet resistant outer shell that expands into a small tent.
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.ukOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoYou got me back with the tent
Integrated fleshlight in the handle. Screen on the underside of the umbrella for videos. Bullet resistant outer shell that expands into a small tent.
Pump action umbrella
You got me back with the tent