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minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down5·10 months agoYeah, but which one will make women think my penis is huge?
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down2·10 months agoFront one, dude
minus-squarejimbo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·10 months agoA truck like the front one is driven by someone with nothing to prove.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·10 months agoYou’re right! It’s true! Little cars make penises look bigger based on relative sizes!
minus-squareReddfugee42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·10 months agoNo no no but which one will make his BUDDIES insecure. That’s the kicker.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoGiven the stereotype, I guess the tiny truck?
minus-squarepingveno@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 months agoEver wonder why this thing can only go 55 MPH? Yup, my Magnum dong! Nothing slows down a truck like moving around that hunk of meat, let me tell you! Now about our date.
minus-squarecannache@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoBecause your dick is always a ratio of your car size
Yeah, but which one will make women think my penis is huge?
Front one, dude
A truck like the front one is driven by someone with nothing to prove.
You’re right! It’s true! Little cars make penises look bigger based on relative sizes!
No no no but which one will make his BUDDIES insecure. That’s the kicker.
Given the stereotype, I guess the tiny truck?
Ever wonder why this thing can only go 55 MPH? Yup, my Magnum dong! Nothing slows down a truck like moving around that hunk of meat, let me tell you! Now about our date.
Because your dick is always a ratio of your car size
inverse ratio