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sexy_peach@feddit.de to Fuck Cars@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

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  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Yeah, but which one will make women think my penis is huge?

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      Front one, dude

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        A truck like the front one is driven by someone with nothing to prove.

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        You’re right! It’s true! Little cars make penises look bigger based on relative sizes!

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      No no no but which one will make his BUDDIES insecure. That’s the kicker.

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      Given the stereotype, I guess the tiny truck?

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        Ever wonder why this thing can only go 55 MPH? Yup, my Magnum dong! Nothing slows down a truck like moving around that hunk of meat, let me tell you! Now about our date.

    • cannache@slrpnk.net
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      Because your dick is always a ratio of your car size

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        inverse ratio

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