I was still following the previous zucchini negotiators and thought this was advising hiring zucchini body doubles, or possibly human body doubles and training them in the ways of zucchini
Perhaps I could train the zucchinis to be body doubles for cucumbers? I have many zucchinis but the cucumbers failed to grow entirely, so this could solve my problem.
That could work, but have you thought about long, but thin capsicums as an alternative? They cross breed easily and it should only take you about 20 years to get the alternative to market. You can possibly reduce that time with a good hydroponics set up so that you can do a year in 4-6 months.
Train them? That would take way too long, I was hoping for someone really good at bluffing and bullshit. The type that have absolutely no idea how to do their job but somehow seem to get through the day without anyone noticing.
This is why you hire a regular body double and train them
I was still following the previous zucchini negotiators and thought this was advising hiring zucchini body doubles, or possibly human body doubles and training them in the ways of zucchini
Perhaps I could train the zucchinis to be body doubles for cucumbers? I have many zucchinis but the cucumbers failed to grow entirely, so this could solve my problem.
That could work, but have you thought about long, but thin capsicums as an alternative? They cross breed easily and it should only take you about 20 years to get the alternative to market. You can possibly reduce that time with a good hydroponics set up so that you can do a year in 4-6 months.
Train them? That would take way too long, I was hoping for someone really good at bluffing and bullshit. The type that have absolutely no idea how to do their job but somehow seem to get through the day without anyone noticing.
Ah, sounds like you’re after a manager then 😂