Good morning Melburnians and visitors
Temp 21°c today ⛅️
momentary panic as reddit sends me a false message telling me I was permanently banned
I think pizza is on the menu this eve.
Also day written off to bad bad headache. Any headache sufferers find heaches getting worse? It’s now like getting death hangovers without the alcohol. (Luckily it’s not all the time and I know some of my contributors, but hell…)
Is it headache or migraine? There are treatments that can help lessen the frequency and severity in migraines.
I am, but I think it could be eye strain
I’ve got a shoulder injury from tennis. I’ve watched far too much for my body to handle.
Lifting the remote is serious business
Due to covid protocols I’ve gotta change the channel myself now.
Had me in the first half there
Went to the tennis tonight. $$ ticket for seeing a couple one sided matches. Just the luck of the draw sometimes but still. Food and drinks were massively overpriced, super crowded and pretty messy in areas. Hate it when you spend a lot of money for a second rate experience.
I’m back from Isle of Tasmania
Welcome home. 🤗
nice little ride on the foreshore beach path at pt. lonsdale to the shops.
I usually avoid it this time of year as you have kids running randomly and people walking aimlessly in the middle of the path. But thanks to a young fam riding ahead of me they paved the way doing all the dinging work. They were relentless. Just bulldozed that path no one stood a chance.
Could the lawn PLEASE stop growing?! It’s friggin insane!!!
When you’re five mins into google support and they tell you email addresses are case sensitive
Nahhh I don’t believe that wtf
Never encountered that before. Passwords are though.
Wtf?
There’s no way I can withdraw cash just using my phone right? Goggle pay app … Buyer will only take cash and I’ve got none.
Depends which bank, some major ones offer “cardless cash” at specific ATMs.
Yeah I thought I could do that. ING says no.
I always make sure I take cash (or at least my atm card) when doing gumtree/fb purchases. It’s a pain. Wish people would be more upfront about it but I guess the norm has been cash for so long. And not everyone is comfortable with payID.
Dricus Du Plessis about to merk Sean Strickland
Housemate and I are on the house hunt and we found this lovely house in a place we love, and in very fine print it says you aren’t allowed to use the carport/granny flat or the shed…
Why the fuck would I pay to use half the house/property, you’ve got to be fucking joking. What’s more is I don’t want to run into someone in the backyard every other day while I’m paying probably triple their rent. I don’t know maybe I’m being unreasonable, but it just seems ridiculous that you pay all this money to basically have a room you don’t even get to pick.
Yeah I’d skip that one. Not worth the potential on going drama, which you know for sure there will be. Pass.
Ugh I hate that. A house I rented in Epping for 5 years had the stipulation that tenants couldn’t use the shed either, so I had to store the yard stuff in the dilapidated sunroom, which I got complaints about because the lawn mower made it smell a bit like petrol. Couldn’t use the sunroom because of the massive holes in the roof, but it smelled like petrol so fuck me right?
Ugh, I feel your pain, it sucks ass to rent from slumlords.
The system really is fucked. God forbid you want to actually use the house you’re paying out the arse for.
8 hours of pointing were done.
Didn’t your mom teach you it’s rude to point?
oh I not only pointed, I hosed, scraped, raked and stuffed. Got real sloppy with it in places.
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Food, glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we’re in the mood –
Cold jelly and custard!
Pease pudding and saveloys
What next is the question?My mother of very little musical and pop culture knowledge (terminated after The Beatles and My Fair Lady) would ALWAYS have this on her tongue when trying to raise some kind of enthusiasm (sometimes in herself) around food and cooking.
It’s from the musical Oliver! of about the same vintage as My Fair Lady. Very hummable choons. This one is done by the poor workhouse children dreaming of the food they didn’t get.
Well there you go. My mum was very much into instilling shame in her children for all the starvation and poverty happening in the world (incl. starving Ethiopians). I think it was one of her coping mechanisms from going through periods of food shortage and rationing in her teens and early adulthood.
Not the eternal guilt trip inflicted by all parents in the world on selective eaters - “Think of the Starving Children in Africa!” ??? I think we all copped that. Good for compassion and charitable urges no doubt, but I did wonder how the starving children would benefit by me eating up ALL the celery on my plate (and I hate celery). Surely it would make more sense to send the celery to them if at all possible. Still, the food/family nexus is rarely if ever logical.
“There’s enough rice in that colander to feed a Biafran
@Thornburywitch @bacon… rich gentlemen have it boys… indigestion!
… why yes, I did learn that song for a school production, why do you ask? 😊
Quite like Dodger btw, nice little reboot of the tale, eh.
Looking forward to that when it comes out. Have you read Terry Pratchett’s book Dodger - a real gem imo. Entirely faithful to the spirit of the original, but details different.
@Thornburywitch I was a bit slack there, referring to The Artful Dodger with Tim Minchin, haven’t read the Pratchett one but imagine he’d do the dialogue quite well, right up his alley.
Yes indeedy. Especially the bits about 5,000 years of food safety regulations … which is a nice contrast to Dickens’ rampant anti-semitism. Different story, same setting, and a lot more slapstick. Classic late phase Pratchett.
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🥣🌭Thank you. Some eggs (en cocotte) for you in case you didn’t make it to the shops. 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥘
Thank you. I’m heading to the shops now.
Something cat proof please, don’t wanna share!
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🐟 for kitty
He stole baguette yesterday. Why does this weirdo like bread so much?
Oysters I guess
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Imma bring Mr Seagoon breakfast in bed.
So can I have some scrambled eggs with a sprig of parsley, lots of lightly buttered wholewheat toast cut in triangles, grilled tomatoes and grilled mushies, orange juice, black coffee and a tray please
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I’ve slobbed around enough. Been in bed from 9 to 4 some days after sleeping the whole night through. Tomorrow, Monday, I’m going to reply to some overdue emails and get my life moving… spent enough time consuming media and reading crazy subreddits. I have rested and recovered enough now, from the work burnout. I believe it’s possible to find something that gives me flexibility and the chance to do something new with my life, at least for this year.
I hope you find what you’re looking for 🙂
I keep thinking why do I feel sleepy tonight. Then I realize it feels cooler tonight than it has for a long time. I’m looking forward to a nice sleep tonight.