You’re forgetting they’re all fucking racist. They aren’t even considering anyone but the US could actually succeed.

Big things big. Bigger things VERY big.

poggers

Plus many of them are so poorly maintained they likely wouldn’t launch anyway. Missiles have a lot of upkeep

The Fascist party is okay with fascism, yeah, makes sense.

Franco in Spain. Not saying that’s a good plan to go with, but it has happened.

And it will work for about a week into January before being utterly obliterated by salt and snow.

Goddamn we can’t even maintain the basic roads we have, much less a much more expensive and complicated one. It’ll be obliterated by salt and snow the first winter and never work again.

I’m a snarky bitch so this works perfectly, LOL

He probably got it confused with “Pop Secret” and thought he stole the national popcorn reserve.

Bruh, people still think 5G is gonna either give them cancer or turn them into zombies. They’ll think 6G will cause their head to explode ala Scanners or open a demonic portal to hell.

Oh no!..

Anyway…

Yeah but with pasties

magic.

Counter counterpoint: Jello salad is not a salad, but a crime against humanity.

German potato salad is served hot. A salad is literally just any ingredients mixed together.

I like the Unstable Ordinance from Space Quest IV that you can pick up near the start of the game. It’s entirely useless, you can’t ditch it, and if you have in your inventory near the end of the game, it blows up and kills you. Everytime. You have to restart nearly the whole game and resist the adventure game urge to grab everything that isn’t nailed down.