Can someone share proton’s response? I don’t have a xitter account

I also like referring to it as Shitler

Twitter. Twitter twitter twitter.

If all else fails, a kick in the nuts is a reality check

Ah the Mossad colonel still kickin

That next beverage is know as “sweet baby Jesus”

West bank

When he’s done he’ll be known as skynet

Can’t be both? Ladbrokes is also an anagram of rad blokes but is it funny?

The Olympics you know are in fact Summer Olympics. Guess what there’s winter Olympics. Probably 29th Feb is a bit late to catch enough good snow

What matters is the loaf. Use the upper cut

Nothing like an imminent comet extinction to soothe your nerves

He’s missing on some delicious buns though

+1up

Ah that would be my second

It is still a wonder of nature though that they appear the exact same size in our sky, allowing perfect eclipses

But as OP guessed, would be too much of a hassle (and hazard) for distribution

Short and to the point, with sources. Headlines grouped by categories

https://newsasfacts.com/

✋dysfunction?

👉enhancement

This reminded me of…

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenCola_(drink)