Seagoon is back? Time to celebrate. 🥳🎉

Morning

2 boxes of spinach and ricotta flavour potato gratin please.

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

Wouldn’t hesitate to sue if I can. All proceeds from the suit for a parenting licensing scheme.

Last night witnessed a car turning right, failing to give way to oncoming traffic.

Honking ensued. It was cops that got cut off, just regular cops, not highway patrol. Nothing else happened.

Sounds about right. thanks CEO :)

Ballarat vs Walhalla for tomorrow’s weather (disregarding travel times) - Ballarat better?

I’m curious how snakes taste like.

Have a safe trip:)

My wife and I are both longing for a long relaxing holiday together as well. Haven’t had a chance since August 2022 when we went to Singapore and Malaysia.

Does this mean I could potentially order an entire pallet of Ferrero Rocher?

Nope I did look it up though, to talk to my wife about going. Will let you know if we do.

Happy birthday Taleya -hugs-

Seems like magpies are learning bad habits from humans.

Just watched one casually cross the road slowly
without any care for the world. Didn’t even fly away when I approached it in the car, simply brushed off the encounter when I had to drive around it.

Fluffy Tornado

Just confirming… it’s Fluffy Torpedo right? (Google autocorrection)

I didn’t directly use Baku as a reference.

But I did have Overwatch friend, so mature I thought they were 25, until they mentioned they suddenly mentioned that they were 15 at the time. So that was the baseline I had since then.

I was traumatised to the point of enforcing them lol.

Is the average teenage population really have a lack of respect?

Appointment booked for 7.30pm last night. Quick c++ basics lesson and homework help as a favour for my wife’s classmate’s kid. I never used c++ by trade so I spent some time getting familiar with it, and how to play Farkle.

7.30pm comes and the 17yo just bails and says they’re having dinner, no apology. Wife and I were like, fuck it, dumped the appointment and went to sleep at 8pm.

Sent another message this morning reminding them to be there or cancel 4hr before, some notes and a reminder that they don’t have enough time now, and don’t chicken out. Straight up says they promise, no greetings.

-big hugs-

Exactly why I have 3 alarms set on two phones each, all of them snooze enabled and spread out across a 40 minute period prior to the final deadline for waking up.