Oh yeah I forgot about that. Kinda creepy in hindsight, but I suppose that was the idea

Real talk tho who’s #2 & #3

You just gave me a great idea.

Why are people so passionately hateful of the “Nobody” at the top?

Like yeah it’s unnecessary, but that’s kinda part of the joke.

I don’t think they’re gonna be roasted

I read that with a heavy Irish accent

Now all we need is for Trump to write a book about his life that includes a ton of praise of Elon and his blatant bigotry.

Jk, trump can’t write.

TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS

Can she knit me some pseudoephedrine and methylamine?

Unlike the last 2024 years, I have a feeling this one is gonna go by rather sluggishly

TikTok wasn’t ever actually banned.

A ban was signed into law. It had bipartisan support, though that may have been because it was tied in with aid for Ukraine. Biden appeared to have supported it initially but either after public backlash or them actually realizing what a massive fumble it was, Biden’s administration said they would not enforce the ban and leave it to the Trump admins.

TikTok voluntarily shut down their servers, and gave users a super dickridey message about how Trump was going to save the platform. Less than 24 hours later, severs came back up with another dickridey message about how Trump promised to save their platform.

All of this happened before the inauguration.

Edit: im trying my best to make this as accurate as possible pls let me know if I fucked up.

plsAndThankYou

Well it is called readsludge.com

before he was even sworn in

With all this climate change and nothing being done about it + with the next four years being what they are I just might start.

I watched a YouTube video a while back about that movie’s production. It was originally going to be a franchise iirc.

I can count on one hand how many people I’ve met that have seen Maximum Overdrive. That was one of my favorite movies growing up, and now I’m a huge fan of Stephen King.