I’m not your pal, buddy

My favorite part is how this chud thinks they can “defend themselves” when cops come to their door with an arrest warrant 😂

Irregardless, we all have our peeves and foibles

NGL, I’m racist against “anywho” because my sister says it and she’s super annoying. Is it unfair? Yes. Will I change? Never

Terribly sorry, I try not to be a pedant about these things, but this is major pet peeve of mine. Up there with people saying “anywho”

It’s “lose”.

Loose describes the screw I have

Lose is what I do with my mind on the daily

I love you anyway, have a great day

I did #5 (the embarrassing, not the slapping) to some high school kid in a mall a has been doing some work at. Dude used the original and walked right out. When i came out he was chatting up what looked like a classmate or friend. So I walked by them, close enough to say a quick aside to the girl, and walked on. Pointed directly at him and said “he didn’t wash his hands” and left to the sound of her laughing at him. Or me. Dunno. He wasn’t laughing tho

(I’m a middle-aged construction worker with a wedding ring and resting tired bastard face)

Rules to live by:

1. Don’t be embarrassed by your body, nor the sounds and smells it makes. We are creatures of matter, not ethereal beings of light
2. The toilet is a sacred place where social mores are relaxed. Just don’t talk to other people while you’re relieving yourself or getting your dick sucked
3. Seriously, why are you on the phone in the bathroom? I’m trying to read in here!
4. Wash your hands
5. If you see someone leave a bathroom without washing their hands, and you see that person soon after with a group of people, it is your solemn doody to walk up to their companion, point at them with a fully extended arm, and say slightly louder than socially acceptable “THEY DIDN’T WASH THEIR HANDS”. Walk away with no other comment

My proton account costs less than $80/yr.

That’s less than $7/mo.

Considering a person can easily pay $45/mo for multiple services, I’m already ahead.

You know, once I break even on all of the storage and network equipment I bought for the home lab. Two years . Three, tops. I shouldn’t need to buy any more storage for a long long…

How have I already used 16TB?

The good news is that with this data it makes fighting charges based on flock data slightly easier.

Now, that’s a cherry on top of a shit Sunday, but at least there’s a little whipped cream between the shit and the cherry. (The whipped cream is the ACLU)

Oooh, that’s a really good point.

Carry on them, I guess

(Still hurt my brain)

I don’t know, but as a grammar MAGA pedant with ADHD this picture gave me cancer 🤮

So a company taking anything you’ve created (posts, memes, videos, art, etc.), and using it to train their AI is perfectly okay, yes?

Copy.

It’s pronounced “gif”

Mine too. He was on a decline for a while, so I began the grieving process before he passed away. His one year deathiversay hit a lot harder than I expected. A friend of mine said he gets hit every year, and has learned to expect it

I let the feelings pass through me. Sometimes I use the Litany of Fear if it’s really bad, just to remind myself that the acute pain is temporary. I used to share pictures of my jobs with him, and we’d talk about work and different things we had done to finish difficult jobs. I miss him the most when I take a picture of something I’ve done that looks great. It’s the little stab of remembering he’s not here

My faith helps a little, but it doesn’t dull the pain of missing him. Even though I think I’ll see him again, I can’t see him now. If you have a faith in seeing your dad again, hold onto it, and know that missing him is normal and okay. If you don’t have that hope, cherish the memories you have. As long as his name is spoken, he isn’t fully gone

They are. You are correct

Gold star

I don’t know how to tell you this bud, but willful ignorance is a global phenomenon. For instance, some people think US Americans are the only dumbshits in the world, when, in fact, they are just the loudest

Well yeah, like a lima bean

There is a small village in Ohio named Buena Vista.

The locals pronounce it in a way that rhymes with Loona Fista