Scores and scores

You probably won’t.

Dark cloud 2

Weird I didn’t realize that was an actual thing. That’s how worms smell to me too.

Unless yours decided to kill you.

Someone told me there was a bridge sale going on, am I late?

I always thought it was “To be in love” instead of “and I say ‘yeah’” until now. I never really understood that lyric, which is kinda ironic.

Check again, it’s getting crazy out there.

You don’t produce as much oil when you shower less which is what the smelliest bacteria consume.

That must be weird at work, or do you leave and come back?

Besides the burger size that’s a thing I’ve seen more than once, and it’s Delicious.

It’s going strong here. Have you been banned from Alaska recently?

He really has a thing for including shark attacks in all his movies, if you pay attention there’s tons of subtle shark stack references in all of his films.

Oh Margot not only are you an incredible actress but a hilarious comedian! So cool we have a famous celebrity like you within the fediverse!

That’s a hiatal hernia.

Nothing is stopping you but yourself. I just had some ice cream salad with Oreo croutons, it tasted healthy.

Why not?

I miss the solar death ray.

So you’re implying a conspiracy theory about a conspiracy theory.

First person I remember trying to convince me was about a decade ago, and there’s been plenty of others since then. All of them conservative and believing in a mix of other popular conspiracies from 5g control, to bigfoot, to reptilians controlling the planet. These are physical people in my life that not only believe, but passionately defend their theories. I really don’t think they’re getting paid by a corporation to tell me about the flat earth.

It’s weird that they all lean right though.

Ahh, you’re nothing but a contrarian troll. Hope your life and mental health improve so you don’t keep doing… this.

Also you never said “most”, you said “many” poor little thing, don’t even remember what you just typed. Bless your heart.