But you can only sell if someone is buying, and the moment you list that huge skyscraper on the market and find out that the only offers you’re getting are 1/10 the asking price, suddenly the other massive commercial buildings you have on your balance sheets (and those of all your rich buddies) suddenly drop 90% in value, and it’s revealed the emperor has no clothes

Accidentally screenshotting your bank acct and routing number is the only one I can really think of.

It’s almost always whatever you you threw out last week though.

By far one of my favorite bumper stickers