I’ve always been sort of vaguely curious what car company CEOs drive, if/when they aren’t just being chauffeured around in the company limo. Like, what’s in their garage, and if left to their own devices, what would they drive around in to run get groceries or go out to eat or whatever.

Moreso the “regular” car brands than the luxury ones. Like I assume the head of Porsche drives a high end Cayenne or 911 (or both), so that’s less interesting.

But, like, does the CEO of Chevrolet drive a Chevrolet? Does he have a maxed out Suburban? Or does he step up to the Escalade, even if it’s from a different division? Or does he eschew GM entirely and go for the Rolls/Bentley, or a pasta rocket?

In this case, it looks like Ford’s CEO is driving the direct competition, which is interesting. Makes sense, I suppose, though it’s not at all the answer I expected.

No idea. Yamaha was doing pianos long before they were doing motorcycles, so it can’t be them. I can’t think of a company that started with motorcycles and then moved into pianos.

Being right and being suddenly under a car are not mutually exclusive.

I’m sitting here composing the HTML for that website in my head. Damn I wish it were still that easy. Needs more <blink>.

Edit: a/s/l?

No, come to my party instead! It’ll be way biglier. My (invited) guests are the Pope, Abraham Lincoln, Garfield the cat, and Janice from accounting. See how yuge my (invited) guest list is. We have the best guest lists!

Chili, nacho cheese sauce, and diced onions.

Sed Porttitor isn’t even that good, I dunno why they need it on their menu a half a dozen times.

Lil Brudder was always my favorite. He has the heart of a champion!

He asks for permission from the original artist before parodying a song. If that doesn’t qualify as lawful I don’t know what does.

I read that as “water elephant” at first.

There’s a lot more chances to jump off your float for a sec and enjoy the scenery on a long lazy river than there is on a water slide.

Jr Modem Engineer: Hey Steve, what should we do if their Internet is out and they want an https cert that we are unable to find?

Sr Modem Engineer: Well, Frank, glad you asked! We’ll just quietly substitute it with this random janky self-signed certificate for the modem itself instead, I’m sure that’ll solve everything!

Jr: But won’t that just obscure the real problem and overwhelm the user with a bunch of unnecessary and incorrect error messages?

Sr: Sometimes my genius is almost frightening.

I was skeptical of ligatures at first, too, it took me awhile to warm up to it. But yeah, love me some Fira Code now.

Hell, I’d permanently lose interest in working for a measly $55 billion.

Paul Blart, Mall Cop

OOBE will be a page that is very specifically crafted to make it sound as absolutely necessary, useful, and important as possible, in gushing flowery language, with a big giant Yes button and a tiny little No button in the bottom corner backed by five levels of “are you sure?” prompts.

Blizzard cinematics have always been fantastic. The fact that the stupid Warcraft movie was anything other than “let’s give the cinematics team 90 minutes to show off” is a tragedy.

The screenshots on steam jump from 2 to 4.

What happened to 3?!

It’s the same thing, but you go to the Wikipedia article for Æthelred I of Wessex and copy his Roman numeral.

I knew I’d been playing too much GTA (would have been around the VC/SA days probably) when I was out driving one day, heard sirens, and looked up in the corner of my windshield to see if I had any stars.