I heard sending all the blood to your penis gives you limited, temporary relief.

Bold of you to assume there was a call at all.

I beg thy pardon.

As you can see from the data: as Everybody increases, so too does Sucks.

A similar trend can be seen here: on the X axis we track Everything, and on the Y axis a pronounced increase in Fucked is revealed.

I’ll show me!

Politics is so team sports, they even think performance enhancing drugs are a bad idea.

Gotta say, I’ve always been blown away by how easy it is to connect Logitech stuff to their little multi-device dongles.

Recently started trying out the Flow feature and I’m a lot less blown away, but the dongle thing is plenty enough for me. I give them a thumbs up.

Biblically Accurate Beauty Contest.

Depends where you’re YouTubing. I believe the main solutions are browser extensions and app mods.

Ocho!

Remember: never confuse the Olframory regrion with the Orfancfary regain.

The weird part is in the mirror.

That’s just what Big February wants you to think.

Oh so it’s BYOF?

It’s not even necessarily the income for some things. Tons of things it just never occurred to me a person could get.

A great example is my Beast Wars Tigatron toy that I broke almost immediately after getting. One of the knees snapped. Mum glued it back together a few times, but he couldn’t really transform like that and it always broke again. Then last year I was just like “Fuck it. Somebody’s gotta be selling their own broken Tigatron on eBay with a good leg.” At long last I finally have a proper OG Tigatron.

Calling it “up to” the full price of the game is being pretty generous. I’ve been really annoyed by Square Enix since they got into the DLC/microtransaction game, because their pricing is always way, way off. It started with Theatrhythm on the 3DS I think. The game had like maybe 50 songs you could play out of the box, but you could buy a ton more at 99ç a piece, which easily cost a lot more than the game itself if you wanted everything.

Some of the skins for Dissidia NT are crazy. First you gotta buy the game, then you gotta buy the character, then you gotta buy a skin and the skin is like $20 for no reason. Unbelievable.

I could be wrong, but I don’t think Square Enix has ever done microtransactions with a shred of dignity.

Not to mention they’ll play worse if they’re distracted.

Might not work so great on team chat…

Kinda sounds like an accident you make in your pants.

Yeah the whole reason Apple won’t allow it is because they expect you to conclude exactly this.

Aw! I’m shitting in the sink!