X is for xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.

And to think they got away with it.

Funny how surgeons don’t seem to have the problems this flyer describes.
And I better not open this person’s closet and find a single scarf.

How anyone can still believe this shit just confounds me.

How well does this 3rd party shuffler work? I’m always a bit leery about giving out access to my Spotify playlists, but if I can get better shuffles that do not somehow repeat the same tracks I heard yesterday (out of thousands), I may try it.

Depends on which hand you use.

If anyone ever thinks differently, this video should convince you.
If you work for a corporation, you are not a person with a name, you are a number. And that number is the amount of money given to you as pay and benefits.

And when the corporation no longer likes your number, you can be unceremoniously shown the door, regardless of your past performance.

You can’t drink lava from plastic glasses.

Same. I read a few subs that haven’t yet fully grown here on Lemmy, but I don’t post.

Soon

What distro are you running as your daily driver?

Long live the original de_dust.

All, the, fucking, time.

It isn’t “bad”, as it does have a purpose. It’s just fucking annoying to work with.

https://docs.platform.sh/learn/overview/yaml/what-is-yaml.html

Damn right. My plan is to be as close as possible to a ground zero, sitting naked in a lawn chair (except for sunglasses) with my favorite beer, holding an umbrella.

This right here. Reddit started with very general based topics and only later did smaller niche subs take off.

Lemmy will get there. It’s just a matter of time and it’s only been a few months since the Great Reddit Migration of '23.
By this time next year, or maybe 18 months out, once instances become normalized and settled, with user tools to help find and organize them, Lemmy will then start to cause large dents in Reddit’s user base.

Did you have the Let’s Game it Out hold music in your head while building it?

(For those who don’t know, go check out the Let’s Game it Out channel on YouTube. Minor apologies if you end up not doing anything else for the remainder of the day.)

I was with a group years ago where one guy did this at a Pizza Hut. He put in about $10 and played Happy Birthday repeatedly. But it wasn’t just some normal version of the song. Instead it was some crazy, jazzed up version with multiple singers, firecrackers, etc.
Just incredibly obnoxious.

After about the 8th play through, the manager unplugged the jukebox. The guy who put in the money started an argument with the manager about how now he’s lost his money. After some back and forth, the manager gave up and refunded him $5 … but also made the mistake of plugging the jukebox back in.

Well you can guess what happened next.
We got loudly kicked out after that.

Two weeks?? Longest vacation I’ve been on in the past 20+ years was eight days, with the eighth day being unintentional due to an issue with the airlines.

This is a bit misleading.
Workers that are laid off do get unemployment pay. They’re not just thrown into the wind.
But this was definitely a calculated move by the union with the targeted strikes, forcing the auto companies to dip into their unemployment funds to pay those workers who were laid off rather than let the union foot the whole bill with a wholesale strike.

This looks like an IRL Far Side comic.