ew, Red Hat
There were shadowy conspiracists lurking in the dark alleys of Washington, and hiding from the glaring sun in the High Desert of California, but they were laughably easy prey when the Martian lizard people, the subterranean Vril-empowered mole-men, and the globalist pedophile Commies did show up.
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24·6 hours agoRead the Arch news before clicking “yes”.
Yes, you can. You can even update Arch after a year. But you’ll have to do a few more steps than just pacman -Syu
2·13 hours agoI certainly know everything there is to know about the immigration process on Bug Mars now.
The people who watched Raiders of the Lost Ark in theatres are at least 60 years old now.
Harrison Ford is 82.
Isn’t it about time to put his digital zombie down, retire the franchise and make something new?
Just finished Frog Fractions.
I…what the fuck???
(honestly though, one of the best games I played this year)
Yeah, why the fuck is there a sexual subtext just because a man wants a woman to play with his pickle and balls?
No, it is actually out of thin air.
When a bank gives out a credit, that money is created on the spot, not drawn from somewhere.
There are rules as to how much money a bank is allowed to create, based on how much they actually have.
But no account of any kind is reduced by the amount they give out as credit.
Shut up! These arcane secrets are what my livelihood in tech support depends on.
5·18 hours agoAnd more than what it will be next month.
Well their stock price just jumped up after this announcement.
What, and I can’t state this clearly enough, the FUCK did I just play?
I wasn’t prepared to have the history of punching explained to me on Mars in a frog platformer.
Unless you’re really rich, you have the choice between borrowing money from the bank, and paying rent to a landlord for your entire life.
Unless you’re moderately rich, you don’t even have that choice.
What it actually is:
We’ve given big, privately owned banks the right to create money out of thin air.
They lend it to you for a while, if you can prove that there’s no risk involved.
You still have to pay them back a lot more than you got.
Once you’ve given the money back, it disappears.
The banks keep the interest, though. And can use it to create 10x more money out of thin air.
Ask the wife to drive you. She can sleep in the car.
Cops suck at their job, and they hate it if you explain it to them.
I can’t remember a single time in my 40-years-long life when a cop genuinely helped me in any way,
apart from writing a report (full of errors and spelling mistakes) that my insurance demanded.
And I really don’t believe they “make the streets safer” either.
9·1 day agoNo one really knows how that method was established, but it’s industry standard now.
At least in the US, reaching inside your glovebox during a traffic stop has a much higher chance of success.