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Hey, he was ahead of his prehistoric kin in many ways, and no one who knew him called him “Al”. It’s just simply “Bert”. ☝🏼

MFW I realize I’m all thumbs!

Pretty sure that HV works on most/all DRM, though? I mean, it can be insanely unsafe on the user’s part, and incalculably risky at the very least, but it’s still available on day one.

FWIW, said execs certainly show no signs of GAF abt user security, privacy, etc., so there’s nothing (yet?) stopping them from further normalizing deep access to end-users’ devices… under the PR fraud of “protection” against “hackers”.

It doesn’t matter if you “bought” their thing, you’re still just a product to them. 😶

It’s no Half-Life 3, but I’ll take it for a spin. 🤪

While not entirely incorrect, the simple fact that they knew ahead of time, and were clearly aware enough to avoid sending it to Germany, thus making them complicit at best.

No. Fuck them.

Apologia much? 🤷🏽

The high seas welcome another mariner. 🤘🏼

They only apologize when they get caught. Everything else is “fine”.

She doesn’t offer the trench run unless you’ve ringed at least one AT-AT first.

A dozen incels and an ex-hooker is the zombie virginbae squad from way back.

Can we get one of those for president? Right now, ours is barely a wrongly-worded TACO squirt. ☝🏼

Ya know? I think I might know a couple tamale trucks that could use a minor upgrade… 🤩

TBF, it’s autocorrect that’s stupid. 🖖🏼

which is a pretty big chink of mass.

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Considering that username and the canon use of Mandarin slang throughout the perfect series, that misspelling really jumped out at me. 😅

They must’ve pulled the guy that did the bowling alley scoreboards, back when.

Newsflash, it’s “marketing terms” all the way down. Always has been. ☝🏼

I’d give up soup if the piss’d stop raining, flooding, rotting everything we’re each trying to work on. ✊🏼

Funny, that nearly tracks for the US, except it’d need to feed said homeless first. So far, it’s just pissing on us poors. No soup.

Judging by their era, I’d say it’s pronounced “Coral” 🤪