Not to mention the scheduling…
There were really only 11, cause you know one ratted him out to the romans.
Well, they were all single.
Gurus gonna guru
So did Jim Jones and David Koresh
Yeah and look where it got him.
He had 12 followers. I’m in my 40s and even I have more followers than that
Do we have any proof that his followers weren’t pornbots?
And none of mine have ratted me out to authorities
So far! There’s still time, keep your chin up!
This joke was in Dogma wasnt it
SimpsonsDogma did it!
they weren’t ‘friends’, they were unpaid interns.
Cult members. Jesus was a very successful cult leader in his time. He used the framework of an existing religion, and cast himself as a central figure in it. We’ve seen modern examples of this tactic.
It’s only a cult until you make it big and hit that mainstream success, then you’re a religion.
It got turned into a religion long after his his death. He died a cult leader, taken out by the state.
12? You seriously forgetting my boy Long Rufus? The 13th apostle?
The trick is to always pay for dinner and drinks.
easy to do when you have access to free wine
Jesus was loaded… typical carpenter.
Starting a religion is the trick
omg, they were roommates
A dozen incels and an ex-hooker is the zombie virginbae squad from way back.
Oh shit hahaha
