where did you find this picture of me

the Ditto clipboard manager

It lets me keep track of all my clipboard history without having to use microsoft’s

only thing is I have to remember to go back and delete a password after I copy it, but luckily bitwarden can autofill most of the time

To make you think he CAN’T see you

Those tip amounts are accurate for my net worth

i was making potions in the shower and now the drain is glowing…

Listen, I had a good streak of star trek memes until my life became pure chaos

And that’s a minimum value

oompa loompa doopity doo

they signed the consent form, and so did you

The server’s embrace, it turns cold,

An SSL error, its tale is told

and the day before, and the one before that, and so on

That decade was full of fun…

and that’s the compact form

I’m about to commit an internet crime and admit I prefer my pillow to be warm not cold

^mayyybe