April Fool’s Day

  • just_kitten@aussie.zone
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    6 months ago

    I’ve been spending all afternoon watching Michael McIntyre clips on Youtube. I dunno how I didn’t know about him before. Some of the jokes around domestic life and kids are a bit flat but he’s absolutely brilliant with the observational humour otherwise.

    • just_kitten@aussie.zone
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      6 months ago

      Thank fuck, I was wondering whether we would get blueballed like the last time. I am truly enjoying the sound of soaking outside. Whether I’ll like it so much tomorrow morning is another question.

    • Thornburywitch@aussie.zoneEnglish
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      6 months ago

      This reminds me of a work colleague, who had his passport issued on 1st April some years ago. Every single time he had to use it, it was questioned … He ended up obtaining a letter from Immigration confirming that the passport was the real deal. You’d think someone would have anticipated this and held up the application for one day, but nooooo.

      • Baku@aussie.zoneEnglish
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        6 months ago

        I don’t really understand why. April 1st is a date just like all the others, and if your passport was fake, you would probably not be putting April fools day on it. I’d only be suspicious of the date if it was a public holiday

  • Baku@aussie.zoneEnglish
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    6 months ago

    Help my Lemmy just became Reddit!

    spoiler spoiler

    Just ignore the fact I only have like 2 jokes about reddit, and that I don’t know how to inspect element pictures around

    • Baku@aussie.zoneEnglish
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      6 months ago

      God this was such a bad joke. I was only gonna change one thing, then I spent 20 minutes changing many things

  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone
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    6 months ago

    ha ha

    I just got reported on another site for telling someone they should never go full retard …lol

  • Aradina [She/They]@lemmy.mlEnglish
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    6 months ago

    I have no idea what it is but I can hear a constant low rumbling coming from somewhere. It’s weirdly comforting because I used to live somewhere that had a similar sound and it reminds me of that.

    Also I’m not looking forward to the internet being very annoying for a day. Grumble grumble

    • Baku@aussie.zoneEnglish
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      6 months ago

      Make it 2 days. You’ll get pranked by us normal people, and then the yanks and assorted people on the other side of the date line will get in on it tomorrow

  • Tofu@aussie.zone
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    6 months ago

    Breakfast 💿📷📼☎️📺🎥📻🕰️⏳💡🕯️💵💎⚖️🪜🧰🪛🔧🔨⛏️🪚🔩⚙️🪤🧱⛓️🧲🔫💣🔪🛡️⚰️🪦🔮🧿💈🔭🔬🕳️🩻🩺💊🩸💉🧬🧫🧪🧹🧻🚽🚿🧼🪥🪒🧽🪣🧴🛎️🗝️🚪🪑🛋️🛏️🧸🖼️🪞🪟🛒🎈✉️

  • Tofu@aussie.zone
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    6 months ago

    The body of Jesus has been found. He remains dead. Easter is cancelled. Today is no longer a public holiday. Off to work and school.

  • melbaboutown@aussie.zone
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    6 months ago

    I think Melbcat’s still having some trouble with her ears. They’ve got a bit of a smell to them and she’s still growing potatoes in there. I didn’t do the twice daily follow up ear washes because she was stressed out from so much handling and I was physically wrecked. But I may have to do that now and potentially start the ear drops again.

    Also I shrink wrapped my yarn stash in a space saver bag but despite double checking the seal the bag has repeatedly reinflated itself.

  • Baku@aussie.zoneEnglish
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    6 months ago

    If there was anybody still trying to be optimistic and hold out hope that any of this paper crap that [major] companies do “for a sustainable future” is anything but a marketing ploy, on the page for the paper food wrapping stuff, you have to enter your age, and if you’re under a certain age, you’re literally refused access to the website.

    Why? Because the entire thing is just a marketing stunt, and there’s rules about marketing things to young children.

    As much as they make it sound like it’s their decision and their marketing code, it is genuinely a thin