CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 6 months agoDaily Discussion Thread: 🦍 Mon 1 Apr 2024message-squaremessage-square127fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareDaily Discussion Thread: 🦍 Mon 1 Apr 2024CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 6 months agomessage-square127fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTofu@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoBreakfast 💿📷📼☎️📺🎥📻🕰️⏳💡🕯️💵💎⚖️🪜🧰🪛🔧🔨⛏️🪚🔩⚙️🪤🧱⛓️🧲🔫💣🔪🛡️⚰️🪦🔮🧿💈🔭🔬🕳️🩻🩺💊🩸💉🧬🧫🧪🧹🧻🚽🚿🧼🪥🪒🧽🪣🧴🛎️🗝️🚪🪑🛋️🛏️🧸🖼️🪞🪟🛒🎈✉️
minus-squareNath@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoCan we arrange for a time hack so that Easter remains over, but we don’t have to go back to work tomorrow? The lead up to Easter isn’t particularly relaxing so it feels like today is only a single day off.
minus-squareTofu@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoTake it up with @useless_modern_god@aussie.zone. I am but a humble servant.
minus-squareRusty Raven @aussie.zoneMlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoA magnet, a key and a stethoscope please.
minus-squareThornburywitch@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agoUm, doesn’t seem that there’s anything suitably mineral rich, so could I have a pill with plenty of minerals please.
minus-squareanotherspringchicken@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoA car jack and some magnesium please chef
minus-squareanotherspringchicken@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoWonderful! Now I can change a tyre and fix my aching muscles
minus-squareForce_majeure123@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoA syringe full of keys and screwdrivers please
minus-squareCatfish@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoA chemically enhanced bear in the lavatory. Hmmmmm
minus-squarejust_kitten@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·6 months agoIt’s a bit late but I wouldn’t mind some gene splicing to get ahead in life thanks.
minus-squareBaku@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agoI’ll have a barber shop thingy pls
minus-squareBaku@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agoThanks, I’ve always wanted to try one of those
minus-squareBaku@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agoUnpopular opinion: crunchy is better
Breakfast 💿📷📼☎️📺🎥📻🕰️⏳💡🕯️💵💎⚖️🪜🧰🪛🔧🔨⛏️🪚🔩⚙️🪤🧱⛓️🧲🔫💣🔪🛡️⚰️🪦🔮🧿💈🔭🔬🕳️🩻🩺💊🩸💉🧬🧫🧪🧹🧻🚽🚿🧼🪥🪒🧽🪣🧴🛎️🗝️🚪🪑🛋️🛏️🧸🖼️🪞🪟🛒🎈✉️
Can we arrange for a time hack so that Easter remains over, but we don’t have to go back to work tomorrow? The lead up to Easter isn’t particularly relaxing so it feels like today is only a single day off.
Take it up with @useless_modern_god@aussie.zone. I am but a humble servant.
A magnet, a key and a stethoscope please.
🧲🗝️🩺
Um, doesn’t seem that there’s anything suitably mineral rich, so could I have a pill with plenty of minerals please.
💊💎
A car jack and some magnesium please chef
🗜💎
Wonderful! Now I can change a tyre and fix my aching muscles
A syringe full of keys and screwdrivers please
🗝️🗝️🗝️🪛🪛🪛🪛
💉
A chemically enhanced bear in the lavatory. Hmmmmm
🧫🧪🧸🚽
Just like The Laird 😺
It’s a bit late but I wouldn’t mind some gene splicing to get ahead in life thanks.
🧬💉
I’ll have a barber shop thingy pls
💈
Thanks, I’ve always wanted to try one of those
crunchy
Unpopular opinion: crunchy is better