I’ve been tempted. Thankfully I always realize i have no idea what to do with it.
I’d love my own email, but the threat of having major email providers reject my emails stops me.
“And I woke up and went to go piss. And… GOD told me ‘look at your phone and it’ll say 4 am.’ And I looked at my phone and, sure enough, 4am. Then God said ‘now count 16 slowly, and it’ll be 4:01 and you will finish pissing.’ And so I started counting slowly… 1. 2. 3. 4. 5… Alex death cough 6. 7. 8. 2nd Alex death cough 9 10 11 12… 13 14… 15. 16. Boom! 4:01. And then I say to God, CRYING, because of God’s brilliance, ‘I know you’re trying to tell me something. What do you want me to do!’ And then God tells me, ‘buy goblinlove.com.’”
Rule 34?
Just one of those late night purchases
it’s alex jones, not jeff gerstmann
So you’re saying he purchased goblin porn during working hours?
Misinformation doesn’t take time off
me and my 3am bought domain agree. (I never bought a host and can’t figure it out myself)
I’ve been tempted. Thankfully I always realize i have no idea what to do with it.
I’d love my own email, but the threat of having major email providers reject my emails stops me.
“And I woke up and went to go piss. And… GOD told me ‘look at your phone and it’ll say 4 am.’ And I looked at my phone and, sure enough, 4am. Then God said ‘now count 16 slowly, and it’ll be 4:01 and you will finish pissing.’ And so I started counting slowly… 1. 2. 3. 4. 5… Alex death cough 6. 7. 8. 2nd Alex death cough 9 10 11 12… 13 14… 15. 16. Boom! 4:01. And then I say to God, CRYING, because of God’s brilliance, ‘I know you’re trying to tell me something. What do you want me to do!’ And then God tells me, ‘buy goblinlove.com.’”
-Alex Jones probably
Dude. Bravo! That was great