Good Food & Wine Show is always a blast.
How were the oysters and cocktails last night?
Birthday gifts to myself
spoiler

Does anyone know if this is any good? Is it actually hot and is it any better than the shit on the shelf?

This is excellent 👌🏻 happy birthday
Cheers but it’s next week. I’m preparing in advance.
That’s appropriate. It should be a festival.
Any chili oil stuff that’s from a smaller brand tends to be good. I picked up some stuff from a Mrs C’s Chili Oil and it has been great. It’s perfectly balanced where I know how much to add for a kick or massive spice
Excellent. Thank you.
Nice haul!
I got myself pizza and a few packs of chips from there last night as well as frozen fries to treat myself.
I’m very excited. They gotta sit in the fridge for a whole week.
That’s going to be very hard to not dive into some of those for a week.
I’m very weakwilled.
I can wait but it is very tempting.
Spiderman, Superman or Batman?
Batman because he is a normal man.
If you’re feeling chilly today - consider this heat wave in Iceland
Lassie or the Littlest Hobo?
littlest hobo
Our Anniversary is towards the end of June and I’ve pretty much got the evening all planned. How long do you think I should wait before telling my girlfriend we have plans?
I wouldn’t tell her what it is just get, but maybe just to be like ‘keep your calendar clear on the 21st, I’ve got it all sorted.’
I reckon wait till next week.
I’ll wait until we hit June then tell her I’ve already got plans. She can find out what they are closer to the date.
two weeks

The 21st is also winter solstice fwiw, if you want to tie that into some romanticness.
I’m sure I’ll be able to tie the solstice into it somewhat. I also want to get ahead of things early in the unlikely event she’s planning something as well.
“Hey bby, you know it’s the longest night of the year” activate tear away tuxedo All night long - Lionel Ritchie
I’ve had my flu shot. Covid shot is next on the agenda
I flu shotted last week, covid was today. All good so far.
I’ve gotta get on to that…
1/10 wtf!
5/10 Very meh, but happy with the result
4/10
3/10
Gotta learn to trust my gut more!
6/10
6/10, I’ll take it
5/10
8/10 with lucky guesses 😬
2/10
I knew absolutely none of the answers. I just guessed B for everything.
This is the way
😂😂😂
6/10!
Good night everyone. Sweet dreams 😘
Fries, chunky or wedges?
Fries
gratin. This is heresy I know but I actually don’t like fries all that much. Will eat them, but they don’t sing to my soul.
chunky
Got some for the oldies.
Bewitched or I Dream Of Jeannie
bewitched
Shower gel or a bar of soap? Which flavour?
Soap. Solvol.
🫥
I dare you to scrub your balls with it.
would like it
hrmm… I’m brave but not that brave :(
Pussy
Soap
Soap!
Gel. Neutral
Soap, Green tea or citrus. Sometimes rose.
Yes. Lemongrass beautiful.
I’m really sad to hear Magda Szubanskis cancer diagnosis. I have had very many belly laughs from her comedy talents over the years. And she seems like a genuinely great person. I hope she can make it through.
Yeah thats not a ‘good’ one. Fuck cancer
What’s the point of silicone free shampoo, when it’s conditioner has silicone as the second ingredient? 🤦♀️
Advertising to the gullible. Which includes practically everyone who sees XXX-free on the label and thinks “That’s gotta be better for me!”. I am looking forward to fat-free soap.
Like seeing meat labelled ‘Hormone Free’. All meat is Australia is hormone free. We don’t do that shit here.
But it implies that all other brands have added hormones.
I think it’s hormones, I could be wrong.
Might have found a store with staff more useless than Bunnings. SuperCheap Auto.
Need new headlight globes. Take them out, bring them in, ask the people there for some help. Bloke grabs a couple of the shelf and rings them up. I walk to my car, look at the box and the fitting looks wrong. Sure enough, it’s the wrong type. I go back in and ask to exchange and he’s trying to tell me they’re the right ones.
I take one out of the box put it against one of my old ones, similar, but definitely not the same. He mumbles something like “I should have been more specific”
Mate, how much more fucking specific do you want?
He tries to help me again, and I kind of shoo him away, grab the right globes, swap them and job done.
I feel it’s my fault for not grabbing them myself to begin with instead of asking for help.
I bought headlight globes at SuperCheap last year. They were supposed to be extra long lasting, which turned out to only be two months. They also didn’t seem to be as bright as they should have been. I got more expensive Phillips ones sourced from somewhere else to replace them and was much happier, they were brighter and still going strong when I traded the car in.
Hope these last a bit longer. Went through a booze bus yesterday and the cop told me one of my headlights is out. No ticket, but I’m taking 0 chances.
aah, the woman in a tech shop experience
I know it well

















