Last autumn I needed a small carpet to put by my door because winter was coming and the old one was disintegrating. While walking through the dollar store I saw one that seems perfect for the task. Unfortunately it seemed much bigger in the store than on my floor.
my mother got us a personalized one that’s cute about our cats. it’s also tiny. the sentiment is there, but it works better as a kitchen mat. except it says CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR THE CAT’S LOOSE and has little cute pictures of my cats
I love the little ohno blob. I hope it’ll be ok
It’ll be okay if Wu doesn’t see it.
Dude
where’s
my
rug
It really ties the room together
One of the rites of getting older is going to a store and realizing how expensive it is to cover your floors. Was actually excited this week that there was a deal on floor grating suitable for our washroom.
Are you employed, sir?
You don’t go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?
Is this a… what day is this?
…employed ?..?
I was expecting someone to come and piss on it in the second frame











