What does it say about a person like me who reads all these damn memes even though I don’t know jack shit about programming?
You’re a geek.
When I saw this reply in my inbox I honestly had no idea which of my posts it was going to be related to because it could probably apply to most of them.
I’m like that because:
- I need a hobby
- weird history with programming, but never actually liked any programming language enough to have a real project.
- now I found a niche language* that I like but so far it’s just not where I want get started (one example, still no bindings for Godot 4)
- Ray almost tricked me into making a framework for a framework but I saw right through that
- personal issues
*=Nim
Anyone who says Matlab is their favorite programming language is very misguided
No kotlin eh?
I can help with that one
“You are a nerd”
What your favorite programming language says about you:
JavaScript: Error: “You” is undefined
Omg, it’s scary how accurate this is!
I am a nerd!“You are an engineer and a nerd”
We call them “enginerds”, thank you very much.
What language is that one?
My relationship with JavaScript is more like an abusive relationship that I can’t escape from because it pays all the bills.
You just described my life. JS is hell.
It’s worth going hungry in the dark. Lawyer up and hit the gym. JS doesn’t deserve you.
And a Python developer is born!
Source: I moved on from an abusive relationship with JavaScript to a healthy not-at-all-controlling equal partner relationship with Python. And four spaces makes perfect sense, once I really considered Python’s point of view…
What You’re acc to your fav language
Parse error in
/usr/lib/dict/en_all.h
Elixir: Look of superiority
I don’t have a favorite language, I just hate haskell less than all the other languages I have tried.
Do you get a heart attack every time you need to write to a database, effectively causing a side-effect? Only real Haskell developers do.
Dude, I have a heart attack when I lift a finger, causing a side effect to the keyboard.
In fact, I have a heart attack whenever my heart starts beating, causing a side effect in my veins.
Damn, this guy Haskells.
Haskellers Haskell their way through Haskell. Simple.
Ah yes, React my favorite programming language.
Ah yes, React - my favorite programming language
Second only to the unsung hero that didn’t make it to the image, CSS
Mine is “nobody cares about camels anymore”
Oh, Camels…
We’re old nerds.
You are a nerd and your back hurts
Is that an OCaml reference/joke?
Perl. But OCaml works too, I guess.
tbf perl nerds still are some of the nerdiest of nerds
MATLAB is such a scam. Luckily a growing amount of universities are starting to realise it.
I am not a nerd, I am actually a gigachad. Selfie
This interface is bloated
How did you take a selfie with your feet? Impressive.