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Made in Satan’s image 😍🙌
Expert on abc radio saying nucular. Sorry, can’t take him seriously.
I’m on the plane and about to go… I’m just gonna make this trip work! Au revoir.
I hope you have a great trip, let us know you’re ok after you’ve landed and sorted all your stuff out.
eee jello.
Where ya going?
Bon voyage 😽
Have a fantastic time!
Have a safe trip:)
Sleep well everyone. 😘
Hot cocoa time
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Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋
just…whatever. I can’t smell or taste it anyway!
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Surprise me!
Must include bacon.
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Porridge with honey and cream, and a nice cup of hot tea please Bacon.
Thanks!
🥣🍯🥛☕️
Medium rare rib-eye steak with some sunny side up eggs. Lots of butter, salt and pepper. Thanks 👍
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Shout out to PTV for using a replacement bus driver who doesn’t even know where he is fucking going. Cheers to the passenger who helped him out with google maps. If I didn’t have to fix something in the office I’d have already turned around and gone home.
So far that’s never happened to me, but it’s always fun when I’m stuck standing and the bus driver thinks he’s in the NASCAR… You haven’t lived until a bloke who thinks he’s Michael Schumacher takes a roundabout at 60 while you’re clinging onto a rubber handle that’s older than your grandmother and disintegrating in your hands for dear life
I’m always thankful when my bus turns out to be one of the electric ones because the driver can’t kangaroo it no matter how otherwise shit they are.
Yikes. PTV ticked the box of having a ‘qualified’ driver, just not a knowledgeable one.
Still though, as a bus operator, surely you’d be familiar with a map app/software.
This isnt the first time I’ve heard of this happening.
Pakige
Stuck at home with COVID, I am dangerously close to doing a lot of unnecessary online shopping just for the excitement of a packidge
I can’t believe I forgot about these. You can buy Covid/sickness care packages online and get it delivered to you. I sent one to my friend a few years back https://www.google.com/search?q=covid+care+package+melbourne&client=firefox-b-d&sca_upv=1&oq=covid+care+pa
You could sign up for samples of things I guess. But that puts your data out there a bit more
Depending on how eco friendly you are, you can pay 4 bucks for a onepass and then order a 60 cent Chupa chip from Kmart and they’ll send it to you in a giant box
this is oddly tempting…
am still waiting. has been onboard since 8am. whare packige
One of my workmates have enlightened me to some spices that they reckon taste like KFC seasoning.
I reckon I’m going to have to buy some and give it a try on some chicken next week if it all works out.
Do share kindly
I made little popcorn chicken type things the other night. I put garlic, cayenne pepper, salt, pepper, and that one that smells like BO (names are failing me rn). It was pretty good
I haven’t tried it myself so I can’t vouch for it but I will be trying to get some this afternoon after work and I’ll see if it’s any good.
I’d hate to disappoint without tasting it first to see if it stacks up though I haven’t had KFC in such a long time.
How’d it taste?
Not sure if I seasoned properly or was meant to do it a different way but it wasn’t as strong as I thought.
Also it was a powder like seasoning so I guess got washed away during the cooking process or something.
Had a bit of a zing to it, mild and slightly sweet taste, I guess it wasn’t too far off the mark.
Worth it though?
I couldn’t make it work properly so probably not at the moment till I can figure it out.
Maybe it mixing it with crumbing or something would help hold the flavour.
I tried to bind it with only egg and it was ok but a total mess and maybe the egg could have over powered the seasoning.
This is what I picked up
https://oasisonline.com.au/products/kentucky-chicken-spices_pos=1&_sid=e9505b436&_ss=r
Then you need to share your findings with everyone.
There will be a taste test for sure, will be grabbing some chicken tomorrow and cooking it up in the coming days.
I will report my findings.
I’m thinking of making sweet and sour pork using a jar of Kan Tong. Once upon a time I tried chicken tonight (some sort of “creamy” concoction) and that put me off jar sauces for life but I’m willing to give Kan Tong a go.
Mama’s making Kan Tong, doesn’t take long for the word to spread around…
I used to make pork meatballs with Kan Tong sweet and sour sauce. They weren’t bad from memory.
We usually opt for a jar of something from the Asian grocer. I find them much less sweet.
That’s a really good idea. I’ve got a really good Asian shop nearby but it smells like piss because I think they mop their floors with ammonia and it hurts my nostrils.
Kan tong and leekeekim are top tier. Chicken tonight is mid
My only concern is that I’ll be eating a shitload of sugar which means I’ll have to add stuff to it so it’s edible.
I won’t touch that stuff, nor jar salsa. Not only are they silly sweet there is a weird ‘nothingness” that comes from being cooked in the jar.
I’m just curious. I don’t think I’m gonna love it though.
Experiments can be entertaining. May you survive this one.
Wow I just had a old taste memory of sweet and sour fish made with battered flake from the shop + kan tong sweet and sour sauce. An old party staple at my family home growing up. I used to love it!
Omg the google help forums are basically modern day yahoo answers
Goodness with these sorts of questions I’m genuinely surprised IT people don’t go postal 6 months into the job
Hello. IT person here. I took up kickboxing.
Excuse me, the boxkicking isn’t working my box fell apart and now my Microsoft google safari isn’t working fix it now
Edit: also that system32 file you installed on my computer isn’t working so I uninstalled it ☺️
Edit 2: my computer won’t turn on help
Reminds me of "Am I pregant? https://youtu.be/NDvaRF4HQHQ?feature=shared
I’ve never seen that one before, but omg it’s perfect
Lubalin is fantastic! Here’s some more … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr1h2Z11oTI
How dare you drag Caroline’s name through the mud! She’s a good CHRETISIEN lady.
It took me one hour to write a fairly basic work email. Brain is in OFF mode today.
Same, my brain is absolutely not wanting to engage!
Same really struggling today. Just feel down and foggy. Can’t hold a thought. Am about to try another coffee
I am full of pasta and regret (that I didn’t eat enough for lunch and then stuffed myself with pasta). Was yum though…
Stupid phone! Why is the mute button where my ear can turn it off?! Not great when calling emergency.
You all good cat?
Yeah, thought I saw somebody sus casing the street. Non-emergency redirected me to the big guns. Was a bit surprised.
Ah righto. Yeah, I think from memory non emergency can’t actually dispatch units to investigate crimes or suspicious people (at least that’s what the people on Reddit always said when anybody asked about it)
I mostly just wanted a record incase my neighbour did get burgled. Now I might seem the neighbourhood curtain twitcher. It was the cat!
Alrighty. One referneces down. One to go!
Still not getting my hopes up because of the police check but who knows, they might be understanding.
Hopefully.
If you’ve been clean for 7 years (I think) you can have your police record zeroed, wiped clean. Might be worth it for just such situations.
It’s been 9 and a half years. I’m definitely going to look into that.
It’ll still highlight the name discrepancy, but worth doing. Hope your check doesn’t drag for weeks!
I think it might. Last time it did which really sucked unfortunately. I’m just going to tell them upfront and see what they say.
Better to rip the band-aid off in one go.
Boyo had three valid police checks current at one point. Every employer wanted to use their own check company and not accept the others. Add in a very common name, plus a birth certificate discrepancy, the same questions again, and again… Head desk!
