It’s not just the dogs and the cats. There are full-on vampires, and everybody still thinks I’m crazy. But I’m not crazy. They’re full-on vampires. They love the taste of human flesh, and they drink human blood. They do. By the time we go in to vote for Trump, that he will open up everybody’s eyes and they will stop pretending to be asleep. You know what they say. You can’t wake people up that are pretending to be asleep. But I pray to God, please wake up. Even those who are pretending to be asleep with the irrefutable truth of what the worst people on this planet are really up to. They are really up to that. They’re doing it. There are so many victims. There are so many victims!
As the article points out, it’s never clear who “they” are.
Isn’t it weird who Tucker Carlson surrounds himself with?
Did anyone tell Roseanne she didn’t have to turn to the red side?
Edit: holy shit she’s bonkers
The headline makes it sound like she was saying that Tucker was serving human flesh and blood at his event.
That is more believable
The worst part is that would only barely shock me.
People are saying he WAS serving human flesh at this event.
“They” are called Catholics, and they do it every Sunday.
Jesus is an inverse zombie. Catholics all eat his flesh.
Wish they’d eat his brains.
I’d rather they got his empathy and compassion.
There’s a reason that Roseanne Barr got kicked off of her own show, and the rest of the cast just went on without her.
Yep. And she was showing what a nutcase she was years before they restarted the show. At the time, I knew it wasn’t going to go well.
I don’t like how the media and Republicans are just normalizing serious mental illness. Get some help Rozanne. Listen to the people close to you that are showing concern not the ones agreeing with you.
She was this close of saying they put the blood children blood in their bread.
This is the weirdest part of her doing the blood libel thing, although maybe it’s because of the whole Mormon thing? I don’t know.
Barr was born in Salt Lake City, Utah to a Jewish family. She is the oldest of four children born to Helen (née Davis), a bookkeeper and cashier, and Jerome Hershel “Jerry” Barr,[8] a salesman.[9] Her father’s family were Jewish emigrants from the Russian Empire, and her maternal grandparents were Jewish emigrants from Austria-Hungary and Lithuania.[8] Her paternal grandfather changed his surname from “Borisofsky” to “Barr” upon entering the United States.[9] Barr’s great-grandparents were murdered during the Holocaust.[10]
Her Jewish upbringing was influenced by her devoutly Orthodox Jewish maternal grandmother.[9] Barr’s parents kept their Jewish heritage secret from their neighbors and were partially involved in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.[9] Barr has stated, “Friday, Saturday, and Sunday morning I was a Jew; Sunday afternoon, Tuesday afternoon, and Wednesday afternoon we were Mormons.”[11]
Who is drinking blood and eating human flesh at Tucker Carlson event? How can I join that event?
Don’t Christians do that every Sunday?
Is the Tucker Carlson Event on a Sunday?
Senator Rick Scott, seen here waking from his coffin, would like to join them too.
Do you want to be the blood or the flesh?
Eating human flesh and drinking blood sounds like something that would happen at a Tucker event.
Yeah, but see my response to @Xeroxchasechase for why that’s especially weird.
Wow, yeah. I hadn’t realized that
Barr insisted that “they” — as always, it’s never quite clear who “they” are, but one assumes given the context she means Democrats — “eat babies,” and “love the taste of human flesh, and they drink human blood.”
Roseanne has a larder full of human limbs, guaranteed
Don’t be silly.
Americans don’t have larders.
We have meat freezers.
It’s a meat freezer full of human limbs.
It’s not just the dogs and the cats. There are full-on vampires, and everybody still thinks I’m crazy. But I’m not crazy. They’re full-on vampires. They love the taste of human flesh, and they drink human blood. They do. By the time we go in to vote for Trump, that he will open up everybody’s eyes and they will stop pretending to be asleep. You know what they say. You can’t wake people up that are pretending to be asleep. But I pray to God, please wake up. Even those who are pretending to be asleep with the irrefutable truth of what the worst people on this planet are really up to. They are really up to that. They’re doing it. There are so many victims. There are so many victims!
You know, there is always a nugget of truth in these kinds of apparently unhinged rants. In this case it’s the, “everybody still thinks I’m crazy” part. The rest is just nuts, but that one line is spot on.
I AM NOT CRAZY. I. am. not. crazy. I know they’re feasting of the flesh of animals and babies. I know the difference between normal eating and demonic vampiric rituals - as if I could ever make such a mistake.
Never. NEVER.
I just just couldn’t PROVE IT. They covered their tracks, they got those idiots in Ohio to eat for them. You think this is bad? This this this chicanery!? They’ve done worse. Are you telling me that immigrants just happen to get into northern states like that? NO NO. THEY orchestrated it. THE DEMOCRATS.
All she wanted was a Pepsi, and [de libruls] wouldn’t give it to her!
I’M NOT CRAZY!!!
(institution!)
YOU’RE THE ONE THAT’S CRAZY!!!
(institution!)I really hoped this post would be in the TheOnion community. Damn, what a load of hateful horseshit.
This is actually her opening monologue for her newest endeavor, ‘First Communion: the Musical’
