Actual comedians are out there grinding on the daily, going to clubs and bombing, thinking about their act a million times a day, tryna work out timing and intonation and how best to fit the punchline in the sentence structure, how to reduce filler, all this weird shit that has never once crossed your mind because why would it, you’re not a comedian. And that’s a shit joke, because it’s not ingrained in you (or OP) how to make a good joke. Nobody’s getting offended here, it just wasn’t funny - or idk, maybe you’re projecting and you got offended when people weren’t laughing at a poorly made meme, so you responded with your own poorly made meme?
Let’s face it, this entire thread has not illicited even a smile, let alone laughs. Memes are great for scrolling, but let’s not confuse them with jokes.
Humor? Your idea of a joke is adding text to a photo. You’re not funny, your jokes stink, you have two left hands, nobody read your self-righteous rant.
Or some unbelievable shit happens and you just don’t believe Anything, not saying it’s likely but you’re coming in with the idea of yes I am absolutely right on this and nobody can tell me otherwise
So you’re telling me that you believe that a man was offered a seat on a completely empty train…
You ACTUALLY believe that?
Know that it’s safe to just… not believe everything you see. Just as safe and probably more so than believing everthing.
Don’t believe me?
So… ’m a prince that lives in Africa and I need you to send me money to help me out of a tight situation here. Do so, and I will reward you ten times over!
(Note: if you respond, I get to continually harass you and tell you you’re mad- because dems the new rules!)
And small dick energy? No need to go after one’s manhood because you don’t like what they say. It’s every bit as juvenile as assuming one’s emotional state when you know nothing about them- and just a small percentage worse than barging into a converse for no other propose than to antagonize.
Also, I very much enjoy trolling trolls. I’m better at it.
I’m laughing my ass off at how seeming impossible it is to convince an internet rando that I know better than they do when it comes to my emotional state.
Like. I get that you’re a troll- bRo… but man… I’ve seen better trolls on desks in HR offices.
DO better. Then be better.
Side note- I never was trying to say the word “do.” Maybe learn how to read.
The reason you appear mad is because you keep replying, so vehemently adamant that you’re not even the slightest bit upset, and yet you’re spending so much energy to deny it. Thou dost protest too much.
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I don’t think anyone here is offended.
I can be offended if it makes someone feel better.
Please do.
Well, I’ve never! The audacity of some people!
This is OUTRAGEOUS! I am shocked and appalled.
I came here just for the offense
God I don’t miss that novelty act
Actual comedians are out there grinding on the daily, going to clubs and bombing, thinking about their act a million times a day, tryna work out timing and intonation and how best to fit the punchline in the sentence structure, how to reduce filler, all this weird shit that has never once crossed your mind because why would it, you’re not a comedian. And that’s a shit joke, because it’s not ingrained in you (or OP) how to make a good joke. Nobody’s getting offended here, it just wasn’t funny - or idk, maybe you’re projecting and you got offended when people weren’t laughing at a poorly made meme, so you responded with your own poorly made meme?
Let’s face it, this entire thread has not illicited even a smile, let alone laughs. Memes are great for scrolling, but let’s not confuse them with jokes.
I chuckled.
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Humor? Your idea of a joke is adding text to a photo. You’re not funny, your jokes stink, you have two left hands, nobody read your self-righteous rant.
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Or some unbelievable shit happens and you just don’t believe Anything, not saying it’s likely but you’re coming in with the idea of yes I am absolutely right on this and nobody can tell me otherwise
So you’re telling me that you believe that a man was offered a seat on a completely empty train…
You ACTUALLY believe that?
Know that it’s safe to just… not believe everything you see. Just as safe and probably more so than believing everthing.
Don’t believe me?
So… ’m a prince that lives in Africa and I need you to send me money to help me out of a tight situation here. Do so, and I will reward you ten times over!
I personally do not believe that it happened, but I also do not believe that it didn’t happen. I simply have a lack of belief
Aye. Whether or not it happened is completely irrelevant to the meme.
Where do you get that the train is completely empty? Look in the reflection, every seat is taken and people are standing
There’s empty seats right behind the dude lol
Why do some people get so upset about something made up for the sake of humor? Not everything has to be true to life, dude.
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The tone here and your original comment says otherwise, but whatever. Maybe perturbed is a better word.
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Naw fam, you tilted. Frfr.
Whatever the fuck that means, I’m certain it’s wrong.
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Why u mad bro?
(Note: if you respond, I get to continually harass you and tell you you’re mad- because dems the new rules!)
And small dick energy? No need to go after one’s manhood because you don’t like what they say. It’s every bit as juvenile as assuming one’s emotional state when you know nothing about them- and just a small percentage worse than barging into a converse for no other propose than to antagonize.
Also, I very much enjoy trolling trolls. I’m better at it.
Toodles!
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So to you- I sound mad because I’m claiming that I’m not mad…
You said “bro” which to me, makes you sound ignorant. So if we’re both correct…. I’d rather be the one that is mad.
I’m ignorant of a great many things, bro. We all get mad. Just own it, bro.
Also, if you wanna be a pseudo intellectual at least spell “do” right.
I’m laughing my ass off at how seeming impossible it is to convince an internet rando that I know better than they do when it comes to my emotional state.
Like. I get that you’re a troll- bRo… but man… I’ve seen better trolls on desks in HR offices.
DO better. Then be better.
Side note- I never was trying to say the word “do.” Maybe learn how to read.
I said TO you, as in- from YOUR perspective.
Fair regarding to.
The reason you appear mad is because you keep replying, so vehemently adamant that you’re not even the slightest bit upset, and yet you’re spending so much energy to deny it. Thou dost protest too much.
Keep being mad bro
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The original image os from Rio de Janeiro’s 2016 Olympics when the metro line to the west zone was inaugurated and only tourists can used it.