You can take the sweater off when you’re not sleeping, but it has to be on at night no matter the temperature.
I think I would demand like 200k, just for the discomfort from the scratchiness. I already sleep with a winter blanket all year round so I wouldn’t mind how warm it would get.
Monkey’s paw twist: Your payment is new printed money, devaluing the currency
I like scratchy wool.
I would die of sleep deprivation or maybe heat stroke so thanks but can’t!
1 trillion dollar per day
No amount of money could ever determine me to so drastically reduce the quality of my life, let alone my sleep.
I rather die piss poor than not sleeping comfortable.
Not much. I wear them regularly.
You people are underselling yourselves.
A thousand a night, indexed to inflation. First year in advance, and then payment every morning after that, with the condition that if you miss one night, it’s all over.
I think the ongoing payment adds a bit of spice to it. Do you set a goal of X dollars and stop then? Will you be ordered by the court to continue wearing it for alimony for your gold digging ex wife that you met in the first year? Will the temptation of easy money for minor suffering slowly drive you insane? Time will tell.
I can just put a shirt or something between me and the sweater to reduce the scratch
100K per year if I can stop and lose that continued money at any time.
There is not an amount physically possible to attain for me to be uncomfortable for the rest of my life.
I’m going to say 1millon per month.
Enough to meet the needs of me and my loved onea for the rest of our lives. I already can’t fucking sleep in comfortable conditions
Can I put on a different sweater underneath the wool one? My answer will highly depend on this
Are there any conditions about what I can wear under the sweater? Otherwise, it doesn’t seem terrible.
