This is literally Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Right. That is the definition of TDS.
Back in my day propaganda tried to be convincing.
In my day satire was easily recognized
Honestly I can’t tell if Nick Adams is satire or not. Like he’s legitimately very conservative, but also the posts get so ridiculous he MUST realize it can’t be taken seriously
Oh no… There’s more…
I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!
Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.
“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”
The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”
“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”
“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”
Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.
“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”
Tears began to well up in their eyes.
“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”
They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.
I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”
He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.
“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”
This is one of the funniest things I have read all day.
And then they had buttsex in the bathroom, not that they’re gay or anything, while the children watched a movie dryer than a silicon gel packet in the Sahara.
Some prime copypasta material in there
Who is this even for? Even hardcore MAGA can’t be bothered to watch this shit.
What an absolute shit stain lmfao
with a twinkle in my eye
So… They’re writing fan fiction now…
Always have been, remember in 2016 when he said he’d release his tax information (required to get clearances) and he failed to do so, kept saying he would and now is suing the people who voted for him for $10 billion dollars.
Edit: why… Because he told the population he would do the job for $0, and the tax records showed he didn’t donate that money and was lying to every Republican voter.
Oh and because he can now blatantly steal from them, and they will say yes please, because every Republican is an absolute bootlicker
That father? ALBERT EINSTEIN.
Obama was there. He clapped.
Albert *Epstein
I don’t understand wtf is going on with the RT score.
10% Critics, 99% Verified Audience
99 audience score? Surely, it’s bots, right?
So you look at “All Audience” and you see 1/5 pretty much the whole way down:
Then Verified Audience… and it’s 5/5 the whole way down?
These are (supposedly) verified ticket purchase reviews/accounts. Did they seriously just buy up a bunch of tickets just pay for high reviews?
I mean they buy books in bulk to get an author on the best seller list
Can confirm. At my old job around 2010s, there was an objective to make all the C-level folks best selling authors, Ted speakers, thought leaders, etc.
Many of them appeared in Forbes and top 100 lists.
It wasn’t expensive at all.
Yeah considering we’re seeing the posts they’re probably higher in the rankings so they give those people tickets so they can post something good. Hell I bet most didn’t watch the thing. Just want a nibble of that baby carrot.
If you got money it’s probably not difficult to do.
Only MAGAs would pay to see this so of course all the ticket purchasers are glazing it. It could have been just watching her take a dump for 2 hours and they’d rate it 5 stars.
same as it ever was
Surely, it’s bots, right?
Can you imagine anyone actually paying to watch the movie? Yeah, I’d say it’s bots or something along those lines. 99% is about as believable as North Korean “election” results
I’ll take “Things that didn’t happen” for 200.
This is a shitpost, right??
Yeah Nick Adams is a professional MAGA troll.
I don’t know if that means he is MAGA and a troll.
Or if he trolls other MAGAts.
And I can’t tell from the post if it’s satire or not, because of how deranged MAGAts are.
you need to do some personal development. none of this should be confusing to you.
You need to do some personal development, nobody here was mean but you. There’s a time and place for snark. Be nice, do better.
He’s just a bit of a cunt, I have him tagged. Not fully MAGA, but always ready with shit takes, both sidesism, and antagonizing everyone for no reason. He’s the common sense centrist and we’re all woke extremists
Snark is nice and is better than false sincerity and concern trolling.
Sweetie thats just the problem, I care about the level of toxicity in one online community I participate in. The sincerity is genuine.
I’m gonna block you, because I looked through your comment history and you’re mega toxic. You really should do some work on your self, you’ll feel better and be less hateful. Probably. Idk.
Anyways byeeee have a nice life and remember, if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t blow your nose into your hands.
Yes, but does it occur to you that you’re the toxic one?
Because you want to go around policing how others behave according to your standards, instead of maybe, leaving them alone?
Weird, I see you as hateful and bigoted because you are forcing yourself onto others and judging them rather than letting them be.
You need to do some personal development, nobody here was mean but you. There’s a time and place for snark. Be nice, do better.
I’m new to the Fediverse, but seeing your comment with that much of a downvote ratio…
No one wants to hear what you have to say.
Also, welcome to the Fediverse. And don’t worry, the points can’t hurt you here.
You need to do some personal development, nobody here was mean but you. There’s a time and place for snark. Be nice, do better.
Go back to Reddit.
why. reddit is full of people who can’t take a joke and have no self of self-determination or responsibility.
And his name was Albert Frankenstein
And then he woke up, sorry unasleeped, and found his sheets were sticky.
They’re not even good at lying on the internet
Nick, If your fantasies were of any interest to others they wouldn’t be fantasies.
And then everyone stood up and cheered…fucking lying pieces of shit.
Cringeee
This is jack chick level dross
