The crew of the Enterprise.
He has big hair. He must be king.
gestures vaguely
It depends on if this alligator is in ecstasy or agony, I cannot tell.
But the answer to either: anal
Ecstagony
I wish I were able to make a gif on my phone right now. You know the homer Simpson “mmmm, donuts” one?
“Mmm, painal”,
I make 95% of mine on the frinkiac
When you bike home in the rain because the rain isn’t letting up, and the rain stops the second you get home.
Oh I had this curse of rain last year. Whenever I would have go somewhere the weather was nice and warm so I decided to bike. Bit when I rode like 500m it started to rain and rained until I got to my destination and then stopped a couple minjtes later. And this shit happened for 2 months straight.
White words floating over my head
Stepping into an unavoidable puddle and feeling the dirty floor water fill my socks
When throwing pasta into a sieve in the wash basin and the drain backflows, submerging the pasta briefly in drain water.
Waking up every morning, finding out I didn’t die in my sleep.
You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em.
And by ‘em I mean me. Holding time now, folding time later.
A line of ground pepper.
When the pothole was deeper than it looked
When I stub my toe
Please don’t feed the wildlife lead.
Protein in my candy
Doctor checking my throat with a wooden stick.
Lidocaine.
