Aww man, I got
Constantly working (not into it)
Be gay
Always playing map painting games
And
Declared a terrorist by UK government
Declared a terrorist by UK government
By the sounds of it, this one is fairly easy to do.
Yeah, not to disparage his hard work organising beforehand and 2 years in prison (so far), but ultimately all he did was park really badly. At most he should be getting a few points on his license.
That’s what you get for wanking without a license sicko
40s is the same, but one of them is dead
I was going to say: There’s no space for dead, moved to Austin in the 10s, or crippling pain killer addiction.
All sub sections of category 4
I’m number four. I mean, I was. Those people have probably all forgotten about me by now.
It is a peaceful life.
I lurk in the high school chat, saying nothing all year round except “happy birthday” or “congrats” (baby/marathon)
They didn’t have any of that new-fangled stuff when i was in school.
The “Why is nobody joining my games on X-Box?” answer guide.
Most of this was correct
Where’s
Work
Come home too exhausted to do anything worthwhile
Sleep
Work
I don’t think it falls into the first category because I really don’t give a shit about my job. I just have no energy.
I don’t mean to be snide or clever, but it sounds like you care about your job a lot. At the very least what would happen if you did not have that job. I feel for that and it sounds like you might need to talk to someone. Could be over analyzing a small comment on the internet but your short lines of text felt… raw.
Good luck buck.
I think a lot of it is Long Covid, to be honest. After I had Covid I started sleeping really poorly, and I still do. I also really need to lose weight.
As far as my job goes it’s actually pretty cushy. Of course, if I could find a way to survive without it, I’d quit in a heartbeat - as I imagine many people would.
Fifth category: Everybody has forgotten about YOU, and you essentially no longer exist.
There’s also the “still acting like they’re 16 years old” and they’re as bad if not worse than all the other cathegories
First I started a family and then I promptly disappeared. I still have little to no social media presence. This really the only place I’m active online.
Dad?
you guys still got friends?
When the definition of “friend” is “person you hung out with in HS/College and then only ever associated with via the computer”, maybe you don’t.
Box 4, in particular, is a really depressing rubric for friendship as it assumes a person vanishes the moment they stop providing new content on Social Media. I’ve got friends who occupy the first three quadrants simultaneously, but we still keep in touch by SMS and by actually visiting one another on a regular basis. We’re 100% logged the fuck off past that.
Box 4, in particular, is a really depressing rubric for friendship as it assumes a person vanishes the moment they stop providing new content on Social Media.
I just think of it as shorthand for the very real phenomenon that some people fall off the radar in every measurable way: can no longer be found in person, won’t respond to calls or texts, no online presence (even DMs/chats, or electronic invites to in-person activities). I have a few friends in that category, and it’s often something like trying to build a new life away from their past (sometimes including a new spouse and/or social circle), or even mental health issues.
And some people really do want to live off grid in a cabin in the mountains, or backpacking, or in a faraway, low-connectivity job (at sea, or in remote wilderness, or whatever else). If they end up doing that and fall off the radar, it happens.
I just think of it as shorthand for the very real phenomenon that some people fall off the radar in every measurable way
Sure. But there tends to be a certain distance already baked in. Unless you have a deep bound with someone - a parent / sibling / child, typically - once you stop interacting with that person IRL, there’s less and less of an incentive to engage with them remotely.
Damn this is they way it is for most of us 20 something’s after college…
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I’ve been a combination of all 3 my entire 30’s. Was obsessed with work, had kids. Got fat because of having said kids, got back into lifting weights, and I have almost 0 social media presence.
You’re not fat, just ready for the economic winter
Bottom right
Oh man I’m constantly training for something, but also bad at sports lol
Didn’t say ‘wall full of trophies’.
I’m top-left (my job pays well, it’s engaging, and it has a positive impact on the world).
I have some friends in a 5th category that are hyper-busy with traveling, social engagements, etc. I feel like I have to book time with them weeks in advance.
Da gays in category four, clap with me! 👏 👏 👏 cha-cha-cha
I spent some time dabbling in all four categories during my thirties. Never really excelling in any of them.
you spent time dabbling in making a family? how’s the child support payments?
I never successfully conceived. I guess I wasn’t doing it right.
You gotta give a creampie. In her vagina.
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I dunno sounds kinda gay.
It is if you’re a woman.
