- X, the former Twitter, has experienced a worldwide outage as of 12PM on Monday CAT.
- This is likely the first major outage of the company since Musk took ownership in 2022.
- The outage seems to have only lasted for about half an hour.
Fascists value compliance and ideological fervor over competency, so naturally all fascist led faction experience a competency crisis sooner or later.May this happen more often.
In unrelated news, hate is reduced across the world.
That place is just flabbergasting nowadays. Click almost anywhere and you’re greeted with colorful descriptions of jews and any other kind of bat shit overt comicbook bad guy levelf of absurd racism. Anywhere. What is Twitter’s utillity even?
Remember when Russia had all those cyber attacks and suddenly, a huge chunk of Reddit stopped spewing hate?
I wonder how it affected the TERFs on tumblr…
Elon’s blaming DDOS. You know I heard that the people who bulit Twitter did a great job figuring out how to handle those. Gosh, I wonder what ever happened them?
Everyone knows that the best way to address DDOS is to unplug random servers until things either stop working, or start working again.
Don’t you unplug it and plug it back in again?
I unplug my router so the IP changes and hacker can no longer find me. Check & Mate.
The world had peace for 30 minutes.
No. You see Twitter was keeping them contained. This is like the power going out at Jurassic Park.
Arkham Asylum grid failure
The bomb’s payload is exposed. I can use the power winch, to trigger a controlled explosion.
Oh no. So anyway, tonight we’re having a stereotypical American meal that takes 25 minutes off your life; Sloppy joes, macaroni and cheese, and potato salad. It’s quite good, everything made from scratch since I don’t have a job anymore. How about you?
We had a nice homemade Thai curry here (and no, I don’t live on Thailand)
I know how that goes. We sometimes have watermelon for a snack (and no I don’t live on the Africa).
Im going to have a meal of a block of cheddar cheese with melted cheese on top, with grated permesan sprinkled on top, basted with a 5lb tub of butter.
Murica
This sounds as delicious as 64 slices of American cheese.
American cheese is not really cheese, and kinda gross compared to any other popular cheese.
Pfft. Found the Canadian.
(PLEASEHELPOMGTAKEMEIN!!)
No, American here. This was a sad day for me to hear those words, but it makes sense. We treat it like cheese, but it’s wannabe cheddar. Besides, cheddar is superior.
Also, Canada has way better quality food than America. We’re kinda fucked.
You might consider adding a couple eggs to that. Since you can afford “permesan” and butter, I feel like it’s possible you might even be able to afford the eggs without having to take out a small personal loan.
A small loan of 1 million dollars.
Permesan is just fancy Parmesan.
I cant afford TWO whole eggs though. Thats just silly now.
That’s not really an authentic American meal unless you deep fry it in HFCS.
Is that pepper? Nope… gunpowder.
Freedom powder.
Ah yes. Americas original pop rocks.
I’m not going to lie, that sounds really good. I’m sorry about your job, but your dinner sounds amazing.
Honestly, it’s almost a relief to hear someone say “sorry about your job” without adding the caveat “but DoD/DoE/NIH/USAID is fraud/waste/bad/scam” to the statement. And yes, it was a pretty darned good dinner as long as healthy wasn’t one of the criteria.
Sorry about your loss. I fear that I am not far behind you.
This was bound to happen, someone was going to attack the Nazi propaganda platform formerly known as Twitter at some point.
I wouldn’t be too quick to rule out mismanagement from an incompetent owner.
Remember that america is now run by said incompetence with illegal firings and mass slash and burn tactics to raze the entire establishment
Of course! How could anyone forget.
I’ll celebrate when no one considers this to be news.
I assume we’re in a similar boat so let me assure you: no, you won’t - because we wouldn’t even realize it happened.
Only after s few months one of us will recall this thread and be like “oh, yeah. Twitter. Seems really dead finally. Good.”
And to be clear I expect they person to be you because my memory is awful.
“Something went wrong. Try Mastodon.”
oh no, anyways . . .
Can we get a permanent outage of that goddamned website, pretty please? For the sake of humanity?
There have been so many instances where i wanna see replies of a post or more stuff about a person, but then that mandatory account log in wall kicks in.
Add “cancel” after the X in the url for workaround access. Like any other workaround, this will only work until it doesn’t anymore
Oh no!
Anyway…
And the owner wants to “automate” the US government with AI.
The idiots are in charge.
The US are truly turning into a real-life version of “Idiocracy”. I’m just waiting for Trump’s orders to start watering crops with Gatorade
Just imagine what this saves in hosting bills
Or saving on hosting is what caused the outage.
“Save 100% with this simple trick!”
I hadn’t noticed.
