I know that End Wokeness is just jack posobiec, but im curious where this map even came from. It reeks of the same energy as that “Decolonized Europe” Map that Russian imperialists post, where every euro country has been balkanized *except for the Slavic brothers Serbia and Russia, who have both grown considerably larger)
they’ve both got that Nazi Ick
My fish have ick. I’m doing what I can for them. Nazis get no ick treatment. Let the parasites fester in their skin for a thousand suns.
Representing the “Free State of Jefferson” in Southern Oregon but failing to acknowledge “Greater Idaho” these weirdos don’t even know what’s really going on. As a PNW resident, I’m dissapointed.
these weirdos don’t even know what’s really going on
I just like Texas getting carved up into half a dozen different mini-states for some reason. Like, who actually wants this, other than some dipshit trying to count to 100? You’d have more luck carving up Colorado, Michigan, or Pennsylvania.
Yeah sure… but start by adopting the metric system, then we’ll talk.
(And stop with the 1$ bills… what a waste)
what will I be stuffing in your sisters thong while sipping on an ice cold beer?
Fivers you cheapskate respect women more
That escalated quickly.
Might you have voted for Trump by any chance?
I didn’t, it was meant as an absurd joke but I clearly judged the room wrong. might be the cold meds kicking in though.
I’ve had colds, but I’ve never verbally abused someone’s sister because of a system of weights and measures that I’m not keen on.
Tipping your hot sister at the local strip club is abuse?
It’s abusive to suggest that someone’s sister is a stripper, and I’ll remind you that this was when someone said they didn’t want to have their country taken over by America and lose the metric system of weights and measures, which is a reasonable position. Making lewd comments about someone’s family in response is excessive and in poor taste.
I think you meant to be more abusive by suggesting they voted for Trump. And I’m not digging your judgy attitude towards strippers, pal.
Oh no, they’re worse than that. They’re a “both parties are the same” type.
I think that if you can’t tell the difference between the Democratic party and the Republican party, you have to be getting your news from some rabidly partisan sources.
Yo, why do they want the Caribbean? They already have P.R. and they treat it like an S.T.D. they’re ignoring.
They want more people to treat like shit.
Earth isn’t enough?
I kind of get the feeling Trinidad and Tobago might be open to the idea. /joke
How about we start by making Puerto Rico and DC states
They don’t want to do that, those would both add solidly democratic senators, and likely permanently cost them the Senate.
Not like Canada and Greenland, which are notoriously conservative and would vote for Republicans consistently. Ignore the comparatively liberal policies, those aren’t related. Quebec and Greenland in particular are just chomping at the bit to jump on Republican mainstays like adopting English as the one true and official language of the US.
They don’t want to do any of this. They want to propose ridiculous pipedreams that they cannot hope to accomplish, and wouldn’t enjoy if they did, because it distracts from their lack of ideas or morals.
Every conversation about Canada and Greenland is one you’re not having about sex crimes and class warfare.
I think you attribute far more cleverness to them than they have. I don’t think they care if we’re concerned about their lack of morals or ideas. Why would they? All the information needed to know about that was publicly available before the election and it didn’t matter. The people who would care already know, and the people who wouldn’t… There’s no reason to distract them. Not that it matters, since they won and we can’t exactly change that.
I can assure you my snark here doesn’t reduce the amount of other conversations I’m having elsewhere. I can hold opinions on multiple topics at once. ;)I wouldn’t put it past them to actually want this insanity. People said the same things about how talk of overturning Roe was just a distraction because it’s a “settled matter” and doing it would be insanity.
Imagine if they’re not actually playing 5 dimensional chess. Imagine if their platform is exactly what they say it is, and their dumb ideas are real. If they respond to claims they don’t have any ideas by saying they have the best ideas, and to claims of immorality by calling them lies and calling the accuser a pedophile.
I think people want them to be more clever than they are, because it means that people got duped, rather than their surface level idiocy being super appealing to a lot of people.
They would need to make Alberta like 35 new states to prevent this from steamrolling any potential Republican elect
Alberta may be conservative by Canadian standards, but I think they’ll end up as a collection of blue states if you did that. America is quite far to the right ward on average.
It’s not only economically silly because they would lose the entirety of Europe, but it’s also an insult Canada.
Canada was there on DDay, 9/11 and countless other tragedies / disasters. I doubt this would be popular with americans in the military. Theyve been fighting alongside canadians for decades if not a century now.
As if fascists care about a little thing like that.
Don’t underestimate what a few years of propaganda can do
France enters the war on the side of Quebec too…
So was Mexico and it hasn’t exactly stopped them from being wildly racist at them.
Is that the Philippines in the corner there?
Reminds me of Japan taking Hawaii in terms of how far of a stretch it is.
The Philippines was an American colony between the Spanish-American War and WWII, so it’s not as ludicrous as (for example) the Greenland part.
It is.
Do these fuckwads not realize how supremely unpopular with even the general American public invading Canada and Mexico would be? Let alone the rest of the world?
They realize it. And in their opinion, all those people are wrong.
Also, remember how unpopular the second war in Iraq was. Now remember the broad popular support it had after a year. Propaganda is a hell of a drug when it’s literally EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME.
Legitimately what is wrong with these people?
They want a fascist leader and to invade their neighbours?
They know how that historically ends right?
Like the “you won’t let me say a slur so I’m gonna be a nazi” thing was kinda supposed to be an overly reductive meme, but this guy’s just out there living it.
They know how that historically ends right?
lmao, no
Or they do, but correctly identified Adolph’s greatest mistake for conquering the world:
Being Germany instead of America.
It was invading Russia.
This time the US is best buds with Russia.
the US is going to turn into the same thing as Russia, a Kleptocratic, ultranationalist, fake-religious gangster state, right now they’re getting ready for the 1990s version of Russia where public assets, infrastructure and industries are carved up and sold to private interests, IE Oligarchs. Trump wont live long enough to see the end result, but America’s next mini-Putin will make his play in about 10 years or so.
The actual issue was being easily invaded by land. The rest of the world’s superpowers would need to invade us by sea, and even in the 21st century, keeping supply and logistics chains open across the ocean is actually pretty hard in a war with a peer who has more capacity to STOP your naval and airlift capability than you have of defending it.
No no. It’s not invading Russia that’s the mistake. It’s invading Russia IN THE WINTER.
They know how that historically ends right?
To be fair In the US’s case, when a fascist invaded a neighboring country they ended up robbing half of the Mexican territory. The better comparison would be taking what usually happens when the US invades any country, and then imagine that happening inside the US. You don’t shit where you eat.
Cartels already killing Mexican government officials, journalists, activists, the competition, the Mexican armed forces. Do they really want the cartels to declare the american equivalent as fair game?
Yes, because the people cheering for this don’t see themselves as potential collateral damage.
And is America better off with 12 (or how ever many) more states? And lefty states to boot. Lotsa luck fellas.
It would be ten, and also 3 territories.
I count 14 and 3 territories. NS, NB and PEI are small, but there. And Newfoundland and Labrador have different labels and so I’ll assume they are separate states because that’s completely stupid.
Keep in mind this is a bullshit flight of fancy from people as clueless as they are evil.
An interesting thing about this map, the way these lines are drawn would all but guarantee conservative victories for a long, long time.
A bunch of extra, barely inhabited states, to give two extra electoral votes and a handful of senators to conservatives. I wonder if whoever drew this is aware that most Canadian conservatives are closer to American Democrats than American conservatives.
Good eye. Ontario is left as is so I guess they want another California in terms of population to seat ratio.
Assuming the conquered territories get a vote is a bit of a leap.
Yeah, any questionable voting area will get Puerto Rico’d.
outside of the far right / populist MAGA copycats in the People’s Party of Canada, and a certain strain of Albertan Separatist types. Most Canadian Conservatives are leftists compared to the US parties.
even Pierre Pollievre who canadians are labeling as a Trump puppet, is openly supportive of many policies the GOP would crucify people for, like abortion, gay marriage, etc.
They know how that historically ends right?
They don’t know anything about anything. That’s the problem
Lol… For them it never ended… Just a minor setback with 60 years of regrouping
Well, I’ll say that no one, No one will be able to defeat the US militarily,
so it will end when the country tears itself apart in a civil war. Not when the Chinese or Europeans are at the gates of DC.
Yall really dont understand what a trillion dollar budget really means.
Canada and mexico would be extremely easy, in the scheme of things, to annex.
My friend, this very likely starts a world war.
There’s nothing easy about that.
Why wouldn’t they just slowly snipe you to death whike you waste trillions after the initial conflagration?
Totally aside from the economic collapse initiated by internal and external strife over this.
This is how it begins. You keep calling territory that isn’t yours your territory until it sounds normal to those that you have created a cult or pact with. Then it doesn’t seem so abnormal when you decide it is yours.
People who voted Trump in are actually fucking stupid.
People who voted Trump in are actually fucking stupid.
I keep seeing liberals roll this one out, despite spending the last six months shamelessly pandering to conservative voters. Can’t imagine why a Democrat would lose an election with this strategy. “You’re an idiot! You’re an idiot! You’re an idiot! Oh, um, vote for me, I actually love strong border policies and Israel is the Best and transgender athletes are a big problem, tee-hee! Fuck, fuck, fuck, you’re an idiot, you’re an idiot!”
So they are planning on invading an autonomous territory of the Kingdom of Denmark? A part of EU and UN.
They seem to be planning on invading everyone. Canada’s about to elect a far-right government of its own, and I don’t trust the Conservative Party of Canada not to go along with it, because they’ve been trying to dismantle everything that made Canada a nicer place to live than the USA for decades.
They don’t know how maps work, dude. They don’t even know what Denmark is.
Trump wants to buy Greenland
The danish prime minister called the idea silly, because it is.
Trump got butt hurt, called her a nasty person and cancelled a meeting with her.
Wait. I thought they didn’t want foreigners coming into the US, doesn’t this defeat the purpose of keeping them out?
History doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes.
There was a war in the 1800s that USA had with Mexico. We beat them so bad that they surrendered all of Mexico to us.
In the end it was decided not to accept the deal, as it would just create a new set of problems with needing to legalize the citizenry of ALL former Mexicans.
You may be underestimating the right’s appetite for genocide
Today’s right will just go for a genocide, then try to “great replace” them later on.
No it’s why they didn’t want them to be citizens. Keep that option open in the future.
I wonder what the history books can tell us about what we did with the people that were here before us …
Ohh my…
That’s big fucking talk from a country that couldn’t hold-on to half a Vietnam.
Do you want to get the white house burnt down again?
We’ll do it a second time if need be
Yes please
My first thought was, fuck yeah! I’m game for a North American Union. But it appears that’s not what they meant.
Prolly be faster to invite them in.
Canada and Mexico, wanna join the USA? I have no negotiating power.
Feck oof, eh?
